Watch yourself

Watch yourself girl.

Stop checking your phone, she'll text you back.

It's 12:15am, and even though she might be busy or sleeping, she'll text you back.

She has the honour of being the very first drunk girl that you saved.

If nothing else, she owes you an e-mail address.

Stop fucking checking your phone.

It's the middle of the night.

Your late-night lapses of judgement aren't so much romantic, as they are creepy.

Give her a day to respond before you ask her if she forgot.

Why are you doing this again?

She might even be less stable than you are.

Instability doesn't need more instability.

Time's passed.

Time changes people, changes things.

Or, it changes nothing.

Remember when she said she didn't like the city?

She didn't like Hamilton.

Not in a "oh its not really that great, kind of crummy" way.

She said, "I hate Hamilton."

Almost without hesitation.

Well, we'll see.

Remember, you don't have to wrangle every fucking girl you meet.

Most of them aren't worth it.

To be honest, this one's probably not worth it.

But that's never really stopped you before.

Just do it and gauge implications later.

You have to stop being the oldest twenty-something you know.